"bluelight special in the sky"
by iamful aschit

Have aliens been trying to make contact with us by adopting our marketing techniques?  Developments over the past few days could make the answer to that question a resounding yes.  According to several eyewitnesses, the events on the evening of October 6, 2002 are the latest in a series of attempts at contact with the inhabitants of earth.  Due to deadlines, we were only able to obtain one interview as of the printing of this story.  A resident of Seabrook, NH, “Jonesy” agreed to speak with us under the condition that his name be changed for his protection.

In a direct quote, “Jonesy” states “I ain’t never seen no sh*t like this before.  In all the years I been livin’ next to that nuke plant, there ain’t never been nothin’ chased me back in my trailer so quick.  Damn blue lights lightin’ up the sky.  I thought the Big K was havin’ one o’ their big blue light deals goin’ on down the street.  I jumps into my Ford figurin’ I be first in line, when some sh*t with big bright blue lights starts chasin’ me down the road, know whatum sayin’?  I turns around and run back in my doublewide to call them FBI people.  Then them lights was gone.”  When asked to validate his sanity, “Jonesy” provided us with documentation to prove his ability to function within a normal society.  He adds, “I know what I seen.  Them aliens is comin’.” 

When is the great government of this country going to come forward and admit that we have in fact been visited numerous times by alien beings?  Visitors to our planet are slowly beginning to integrate themselves into the seams of our everyday lives, including but not limited to the adoption of marketing techniques to lure the unsuspecting inhabitants of our planet to serve as lab experiments.  There have been many sightings in recent months of these strange blue lights in the sky.  We will keep you posted on further developments to this case, as well as pass on the many reliable eyewitness accounts that we’ve received.  The next time you’re driving down a dark road, take a look up into the sky.  You may be surprised by what you see.

If you have sightings that you wish to share with envasion, please contact us immediately.  Reporting on this story was done by senior field journalist Iamful Aschit.  Copyright © 2002, envasion.net